She's JV to your varsity
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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