Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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