I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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