He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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