omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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