have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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