she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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