This girl is more easily done than said...
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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