Dual....:-)
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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