No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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