yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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