I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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