also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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