on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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