erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Randomize
