her vagine was all disorganized.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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