apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
