Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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