Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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