I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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