1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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