Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Two words: blizzard sex
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