Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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