i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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