Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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