i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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