He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I did not marry a roomba.
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