just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize