I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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