We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I hope mine doesn't look like that
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
should my penis look like a turkey
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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