just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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