I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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