I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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