great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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