she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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