apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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