Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Let's paint friendship bongs
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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