So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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