i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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