Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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