lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
