Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
