Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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