my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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