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I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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