I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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