Dual....:-)
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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