the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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