I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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