There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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