I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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